Pill Poppin’ Ain’t What You Think

As of late, I am a pill poppin’ bitch. Just throwing them down my throat all day long like an uncontrollable addict. I want better skin, so I am taking a little bit of beta carotene and some vitamin C. I want to be in a better mood (who doesn’t), so I am throwing down…

Confidence

What is Confidence? Lately, I have been thinking about the idea of confidence. I go around the world people watching like some sort of creep checking them out, wondering to myself if what I see is confidence. Does this man in penny lofters and black jacket exude confidence to me? Does that woman who walked…

Drunk in a Cave

New Year’s Eve started in Napa Valley and ended in San Francisco. I was stuck outside with an English Bulldog and Chihuahua with horrible breathe looking for a place to stay. The Fairmont San Francisco, where we had originally booked our reservations had banned my sister, her boyfriend, my boyfriend at the time (now husband) from…

How I lost 25 Pounds in 6 Months

Do you want to lose 25 or so pounds in six months and become a sexy beast of nature? Yaaah, I bet you do. Unless of course, you’re already a skinny B, and just find this topic interesting. That is fine as well. As we get older it’s easy to just let go. When I…

They Call Me a Hood Rat, but I’m Just Cold

I live in California, where the weather is almost always perfect. On occasion it will rain, the wind will blow, and the temperature will drop to something like 60 degrees. For Californians that is the definition of freezing. Winter brings with it a style that Californians often try to mimic. We want to wear those…